Hello everyone! I've decided that I'm not entirely against the idea of taking onboard commissions! So I thought I'd make this here post to set up my stall, list what I'm willing to write and what I'm likely to say no to (although I could possibly be open to negotiation...)

Below, posted with kind permission of my clients, are completed example of the sort of quality you'd be likely to get and roughly the type of length of story I'm prepared to go to.

So, on to the details:

What you'll get:
  • A story based entirely on your prompt – with amendments and any changes you want (large additions would be subject to an extra charge.)
  • A story written entirely in 'my style' – British English, verbose...well, see below for the first example.
  • Length of your choice – up to a maximum of 18,000 words
  • Depth of your choice – Plot what plot? Or a fully fledged short story or something in between!

What I won't do:
  • Canon characters – I won't write anything based upon lore or established characters that are not your OCs
  • Things I don't know – By this I mean games, worlds, etc. If I don't know it, I can't write it! (E.g. I don't watch Manga/Hentai/Anything Japanese, I don't know LoL or Tera – so that's a no go right there :P )
  • Underage – Not a chance in hell would I ever even consider this. Not even characters who appear underaged but aren't – Nope, 100% non-negotiable.
  • Everything – There's going to be things that I will say no to. This may be because I don't feel I can do the subject justice, or that I'd find it too unpleasant to write. As of this moment I can't really think of anything in particular, but I might refuse to take something on based on this.
  • Rush – I work full time and I also write for a hobby (hopefully to turn it into a living). This is a bit of fun on the side, and other things in my life will possibly have to take priority – You will get a finished product, but it might not be all that quick getting to you.
What I'd need from you:
  • A good prompt – A lot more than just 'two elf sisters fucking like slippery weasels'. I'd need you to set the scene, provide a list of things that -must- be included, and things that you don't want to see. I will likely ask a lot of questions anyways, so be prepared for a lot of back and forthing
  • An understanding of what you're asking for. If you want a proper narrative going on, it's going to be longer than a PWP story!Also, the more stuff you want to see, the longer it's going to get.
  • Patience and understanding

Pricing:
  • Flat rate of 1 cent US per word.
  • I use PayPal for liberating you of your money
  • I also reserve the right to post the commission wheresoever I choose.

So, yeah. That's about it. I'm not sure that there's any particular kink I'm not willing to write for you, although something a bit original is always more fun! I might, if I don't feel that I can do your idea justice, say no. I can't promise anything. There are some things that I just feel too uncomfortable with writing and I wouldn't put my heart into them – that sucks for everyone!

See below for the first commission, and shoot me an email at promethius [at] btinternet.com if you feel like discussing!

Phill

Completed Stories:


A Soldier's Life for Maer – Tags: Steampunk, Elf, Human, M/F, Forced Cuddling, Hair Stroking, Seriously Non-Con, Oral, Rape, Gun-Fucking, Anal, Gang Rape, Vaginal, Oodles of Come, Degradation, Elf and Human, Deflowering/Virginity Taking, Rough

The Caged Bird Sings Half as Sweetly – Tags: Steampunk, Elf, Human, Various other races, Non-Con, Dress-up (humiliation), Bathing, Fingering, Forced-Cuddling/Stroking/Affection, F/F (undesired), Kissing, M/F, Dominating Size, Pregnancy, Anal, Vaginal, Oral, Messy Come-Shot, Lots of Splooge, Prostitution, Plot

How Not to Steal an Egg - Redux– Tags: Plot? What Plot?!, Bestiality, Night elf (female), Impregnation fantasies, Protodrake, Large insertion, Pheromones, Fingering, Holy-shit a lot of messy juices